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Sunday 26 September 2021

BORN PERFECT (Episode 3)

 #BornPerfecfEssay #Episode2

As she was speaking, all I could hear were mumbling and snobs. Funny enough I still understood everything. Now I want to explain one thing. Am not a bad person, I actually consider my self gentle and caring. As harmless as a blind lamb. So don't judge me at any point. All thought of was the so called boy friend. I didn't know him at a personally level, but I had an ugly image of him in my mind. A scary face with disorganized teeth. Horns and blood shot eyes. That should be the proper appearance of an individual evil enough to harm a helpless person all in the name of love.

How I wish i could meet this dude like right now, I wouldn't even need a weapon to express my disappointment. I felt like my fingers would be enough to provide a proper punishment for him. For starters I would curve the entire secondary syllabus on his face. Or just use the Sandawe punishment for thieves. Have you heard of it. They have a perfect lifetime torture. If someone I caught stealing, be it a guy or lady, they are stripped naked and forced to bend over. Then using a sharp knife, they draw two parallel lines On the thieves buttocks. Am told the only way to treat such a wound is by staying on a straight posture for a year. So no sitting down, no toilet, no bending, no squating for 365 days. that would be a perfect revange. 

I messed up everything when I tried to convince her to file a case against the guy. Damn the helpless sad character turned to something else entirely. A character that scared the hell out of me. She shouted at me cruelly and threatened to kill me if I dare mention such a evil idea. "Wewe kwanza ulidate mwisho lini?? Hebu usiingilie mambo ya wapendanao" she shouted . " If you tell anyone about this forget about our friendship" 

At this point, I was definitely confused . Am not even sure how I can describe the feeling, angered at the Lucifer morningstar for hurting my friend, Filled with revange desires, Shocked at her reaction trying to sugarcoat the evil act with love and at the same time scared to loose a friend. I stood up weakly not sure what to do. I stared at her angry face scary enough to chase rats away from a kitchen. I didn't even realize I was moving towards the door. I don't know how I opened it. All I remember  is finding myself at home on my bed sleeping, still angry though. 

Now I have a question for you. What would you have done if you were in my shoe. Would you quench your evil desires for revange and make a move on the so called boyfriend and loose a friend in the process or would you pretend nothing had happened and mind your own business to please her??

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Saturday 11 September 2021

BORN PERFECT (Episode 2)

#BornperfectEssay #Episode 2
We were both too emotional to even notice how fast time was moving.I held her tightly trying to calm her down, but she ended up even crying more. I could feel drops of warm tears hitting my back and slowly wetting my cheap tshirt.I tried pulling away from the hug but she didn't want to let go. I usually consider myself a hardcore, that is actually how we were raised.with the famous African quote 'any man who sheds tears publicly is not fit to own a household." But at this point, I couldn't hold my emotions anymore so like two helpless infants we held each other helplessly hoping that one of us would get the strength to start a conversation.
" What happened " I asked caringly as I carefully tried to free myself from her warm tight grip.she tried speaking but ended up crying, It was as if my question had triggered even more emotions, so we had to return to our helpless routine of a cuddle like hug with tears. We were jacked back to reality by a loud ringing of my phone.An alarm had come to my rescue. We gained our postures and started the long sad conversation. 
So the so called boyfriend always felt insecure whenever she had a conversation with other guys. It's funny how abrupt he had changed from a caring romantic, gentleman into a jealous, angry and rude homongoloid. Always shouting at her and blaming her for being unfaithful.At first she felt loved coz she believed all the reaction was out of love, but when he grabbed her phone while she was speaking to her uncle and smashed it on the floor she realized something was wrong. She tried being the humble girlfriend and explain to him that she had no intentions of playing him but ended up receiving insults. "Malaya wewe! Unafikria mi ni mshamba wa wap? Kila mwanaume duniani ni either rafiki ama family member wenu. Hata adabu huna. " She mimicked his abuses. As humble as she was, she cried her self out the whole night not knowing what to do. The next morning, he apologized and even took her for lunch, he blamed the devil for his awckward behavior and promised never to repeat the ugly mistake again.That became the routine of their relationship, one minute he is a beast shouting at her and threatening to beat her up, and the next minute he is so gentle with apologies and romantic gestures. 
"And yet you still loved him enough to stay," I asked her in disbelief. No offense but I couldn't really understand this algorithm, Am obviously comparing the situation with a chemistry lesson, I understand everything when the teacher explains but when I try to think of what I have learnt all I can remember is my humble request. "Excuse me teacher, may I go to the toilet??" She stared at me blankly and nodded her head in approval. ........(To be continued)
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Tuesday 7 September 2021

BORN PERFECT (Episode 1)

#BornperfectEssay #episode1 
All I could think of was her voice and how sad she sounded. She couldn't even complete two words without crying. I just wished I could meet this so called boyfriend at that point, maybe I would share some few life's kills with him just to ensure he understands how to interact with other people in this planet. The saddest part was, it wasn't really the first time, but according to her, this time it was bad, and she needed someone to talk to. 
I had to take a motorbike depsite being in my exercise week, I couldn't manage a walk, I might end up burning anyone blocking my way all through. Now,.am sure you are wondering who the hell is he to me to trigger such anger. Some of you are actually thinking of some obvious myths or misconception, 'Mtu hulisha anapo kula.' That's a big lie, she was just a friend and actually a very good one if I may mention. 
Anyways lets just dive into the proceedings rather than focusing on the latter coz am sure some are still doubting that. 
I got to her place and smashed the door worriedly without even knocking the door. And there she was, the cute smooth baby face nor resembling the outer part of a pineapple. Her eyes so red and scary and a horrible big scar on the head like she had been smashed into a sharp object. Blood was still oozing from her mouth and and face. 
Tears of pain rolled down her cosy cheeks, I felt like I had worsened the situation by just coming to see her. Tried to speak but my voice was definitely in planet Pluto seeking proper abuses and rumblings to humbly present to the evil zumby that had caused all this pain to such a joyous soul. The energy I felt while coming was nowhere to be found, I moved sadly towards her like a gulty child trying to convince a parent not to punish them. She wanted to say something but ended up crying as I cuddled her trying to calm her down. All I could think of was how tantalizing the mudder am about to commit would appear. "I will definitely tie this helpless mammal on a tree, Chop off his finger nails, Skin him alive, cut off his stomach and prepare a delicious stew with his intestines which I will feed him as we discuss how am going to punish him"...…. To be continued
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Sunday 5 September 2021

BORN PERFECT (Teaser)

#bornperfect
Like I stated on my previous status, I had such a bad experience last evening consernig a lady friend of mine, She claimed her boy friend beat her for nor reason. I went to visit her and the issue was serious. A damn serious beating enough to file a police case. I tried telling her to dump the dude but she claimed love requires patience and she has faith that he will be a better person soon  when I tried to convince her to report the guy, she yelled at me claiming I should mind my own business and leave the issue as it is. I decided to risk loosing a friendship but ensure her safety so I took some measures thus the matter is being solved as we speak. But I can't help but feel guilty, Coz I believe many of our friends and loved ones are facing the same issues. I have therefore decided to focus my attention on Domestic violence this entire month and help create awareness on the same and maybe we could help a few souls. I am calling this project 'BORN PERFECT' and we will be sharing DV messages every Monday, Tuesday and Fridays . To participate kindly dm your pictures for a poster before the message day .
Our #tags will be #bornperfect, #leteipingdomesticviolence and #teipastales
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Saturday 4 September 2021

NGARAMBE #Episode1

#TeipasLomon #Ngarambe #Episode1
I sat keenly listening to the conversation like a tired, hungry crowd at a wedding awaiting instructions on when, where and how to serve food. Not that I didn't participate in sharing my own opinion, But I usually prefer observing than the latter. I guess I learnt from my primary school Swahili teacher Mr. Ken who always stated that God was very wise to give most of the living organism two ears and one mouth. It's actually logic, the more the part of the body the more the use. Anyways at this point, no matter how determined I was to shut the hell up, the conversation was too damn interesting to be quiet. 
"Wasee,. Mnaonaje story za BBI" Samwel asked, his mouth so occupied with multi tasking, Chewing Jaba and speaking. " "Hii ni uhunye anadai kuuza Serikali kwa wachina, Hujui hata BBI inamaanisha Bringing Beijing Internally" Johnte replied. The crowd nodded in approval. "Nyinyi mmechezwa Maja, Uhunye ni mjanja Sana. Alijua hamuezi votia Ruto, akadecide kuwacheza kwakujifanya anasupport baba, We imagine Ile team yao vile inajua Sheria and yet wameruhusu BBI ikataliwe kotini, mnadhani yeye ni fala." Bennah explained. Unfortunately, no one agreed with his idea. They all shouted at him converting the smooth conversation into a mini war. 
The rumbling was suddenly distrubed by a smooth melodious voice greeting us. All the stares moved towards the door. Such a beauty, Face, Complexion, Body, Dressing, Everything about her was tantalizing. She was beautiful and she knew it, She stared seductively at the lustful crowd staring at her and winked calmly. Trust me everyone was distracted, Samwel swallowed his miraa unknowingly as he stared at the creation Infront of us helplessly. "Niajeni maboys, Mmenionea Kevoh" the lady asked. ... (To be continued)
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Megan thee stallion- Hiss (Lyrics)

 I just want to kick this shit off by saying, "Fuck y'all!" I ain't gotta clear my name on a motherfuckin' thang Every...