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We should teach our girls the difference between a relationship and Sponsorship.
I feel betrayed, I feel offended, And the last word you said to me still rings in my mind like a melodious Wasafi instrumental. " LIAR" that's what you called me. Not that I don't lie, I do sometimes, But not to you or anyone I care about. My friends will bear me witness.
The irony off all this, is the reason for your hatred. A simple Mathematical formula .
Promises! - Expectations! - Disappointments
Such a simple formula, Trust me even a child in kindergarten can solve this without a calculator
Am angry, not because you left, You are an adult, You have the right to move, and there is nothing I can do about it. Am not you parent, am not a police and am definitely not your teacher. So I have minimal power to hold you against your will. Am angry because you lost faith. A little patience would have solved all our problems.
Yes I promised a lot, I promised to pay for all you expenses, I promised I'll take you to the best places in the world, I promised will provide anything you want, As long as you stay with me. I know you remember all this, one important thing you forgot is I said soon, Sooner then you expect.
Trust me, I do care about you, a lot, And I will be a heartless robot to be happy when a Preciouse blessing like you suffers. All I wanted was to make you happy, love you like you deserve it. And most of all to have a queen. But am only human, my current situation, limits me, all I can provide for you is Love, in abundance as they say. And if that is not enough, Then Goodbye
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Sunday 13 December 2020
LOVER OR DONOR
CONFESSION
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In my culture, men are never allowed to accept mistakes, Its a taboo. But I'll have to spit out this one coz it consumes me like a zillion germs inside a living body. I hope no ancestor of mine will read this, and even if they do, I already have a white fat bull to appease them.
So lately I have realised something is wrong with me, Psychologically, physically, Economically and all those Cally's that exist. Let me illustrate, I was raised to be strong, But when I see her, Damn all my internal organs get electrocuted, Like my heart has Ebola or something.
As if that is not enough, My mind is always processing information about me, my future, my family and Money of course . But lately, I she always appears in my dreams, Terrorising my mind with her Godly face, Her Curvy body. her musical voice, damn! Her electric touches, The last time in had the same feeling., I can't even remember.
I think I have said more than enough, Coz if I try to explain more, I'll end up compiling a library full of Romantic novels. Let me try to paraphrase this in a simpler way. Am a toddler, and she is probably my milk, Her presence please every part of my body, from my head to my oesophagus ( Don't ask me which part of the body is this please, am just writing what am feeling)
Now let's get back to the sad part of this Complex personal narrative. You know culture and nature have their own way to punish us, Like we have few forbidden fruits, like this are people we are not even supposed to think about. I won't list them coz am sure you are aware of the rules. Anyways they are there to be broken. But for you to understand my situation, I'll have to explain it, Stay with me, She is not my sister , I mean we are not related in anyway, actually we are from two different parts of this continent.
She is not a nun, You know the ones who are holly always in church, She is a million miles away to be considered religious. .. Saad.
Instead of listing what she is not and filling this document with words, let me get straight to the point.
She is always there for me, Calling me babe, telling me how cute I am, and how lucky my future wife will be to have me!! Seriously ?? Actually am the one who always consoles her when her so called boy friends ( She has a type, not type type .. But a TYPE) hurt and play with her feelings.Always advising her not fall for lies from heartless dudes. Like last time, She came to me broken, Crying, so sad, I cuddled her the entire night, sang for her, watched her sleep damn!! Was even tempted to kiss her, But nop, she is my best friend, and am in love with her. Can someone help me , at least by letting her know that I love her, and i am here waiting, she can date as many dudes as she can, and when she is ready, I'll still be here waiting for her....
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DREAMER (Episode 1)
Personal Jail
Monday 7 December 2020
DWANZI ESSAY( Episode 3)
Saturday 5 December 2020
ADDICTION
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Imagine watching your favourite movie, In it erase all sad scenes, Focus on the happy moments, and add something unusual in movies, Nature, smell, Taste, Feelings,(Stop doubting my article so early, I know its unrealistic, Try it out)
Imagine Listening to your favourite song, The Melody, The beats, Simple rhythm, Covered with Sweet melodious solo.
Am Trying to describe You, My greatest attraction, Your scientific name "HomoCutyBeauty" In simple terms You look like a movie, You sound like a song. I can spend my entire life time Just looking at you, Listening you, Appreciating God's perfect creation. actually am Considering making it my hobby, Sometimes i even forget am hungry,probably because your appearance Supplies multi vitamins ( Not yet scientifically proven but am sure of it) The only phrase that can describe you is..... 'Fantabulouse'
(I hope it exists in the dictionary, If it doesn't add it please)
Back to reality, The saddest part of all this is ,you haven't noticed me yet ..Its sad yes but i do understand.. am boring and i know it. I wouldn't even notice me. The worst part is, Despite being the noisiest person in my family, I have failed miserably in Explaining what i feel. I just wish, I could write all my Feelings in a book, It would be easy for you to understand me. But sadly am sure you wont read it coz the Cover will be boring. So i remain with only on Option, LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH, In short ill just observe and and relax, Hoping that someday, Something will happen and you will spot me..😂😂 am crazy right?
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DWANZI ESSAY (Episode 2)
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I just wished I could have the power to change everything into a romantic Mexican movie. As She shouts and yells at me, A warm cuddle and a unexpected kiss would turn a world war three into a romantic moment.
How I wished I could have a human remote control, so that I could either mute her loud yells till the end of the fight or even foward the experience to my favourite moment obviously..that is 'Babe let's go to bed, am tired' but all these were unrealistic wishes .
So tried something realistic, like blocking my ears with my tiny arms. But trust me, her voice was still as loud as gun shots in a battle field. I tried using my phone and pretend she didn't exist, I even opened Candy crush absent mindedly hoping to drive my mind away from the ugly reality... But she grabbed my new cammon 13 which I paid with sponsorship from my new donors (Fuliza, Tala, brach and Uba pesa) and smashed it on the wall.
Now stay with me very keenly coz this is very important. Am a gentleman, Maybe not a real one but am sure a gentleman would look exactly like me. So I don't believe in Slapping a lady. My Mama told me in order to punish the female species of hommo sapien sapien. I have to shower her with goodies. But at this moment, I believe you would support me in this. She had crossed the limit. Who the hell is going to pay back my loans and still buy another phone coz from the loud crash my Android gadget was definitely dead. I mean Kufded .. I was sure my phonebook was torn and everyone was falling into the ground. I hope my friends are safe though. ' Who the hell does this uneducated, mbuzirated, Ngurumendeoside, paraghasha pumpum think she is?!?' I stared at her furiously, my eyes red hot like a ball of fire. My heart now pounding like the footsteps of a dinosaur ( Not that I have seen one, Am just trying to imagine the loudest footsteps that could ever exist. ) She stood quietly staring at me innocently. She seemed scared. I took.....,...., (to be continued)
Link: https://youtu.be/0Z0CZlG_91s
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Friday 4 December 2020
DWANZI ESSAY (Episode 1)
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I stared at the wall blankly as if watching an interesting movie or a beautiful scenery. My heart pounding loudly on my chest like the south African Kwaito drums. Drops of sweat dripping through my smooth forehead and my neck. All I could think of was her, A cute baby face, Perfect completion, Tiny romantic eyes, Attractive nose, Chewable lips, her body, should be a story for another day. It's not about appearance and beauty trust me. She was my everything, my meal, my medicine, my stimulant, My friend, my colleague, My Lover, My guardian angle, My Queen, My goddess. I mean all the mys that exist in this world fit her description to me.
I was so deep in thoughts that I couldn't even hear her scary voice yelling all sorts of abuse and curse . Her face, trust me, it was now the wosrt thing to look at. She was so furious, and angry. She pulled my dreadlock allover while breathing loudly like a dragon ready to exhale an inferno . "You are are an imbecile!, You are useless! , you are shameless!, the worst thing that has ever happened to me!." She shouted.
I obviously wanted to calm her down, but I was sure speaking would make things worst. I wasn't prepared for the consequence such a scene. I was definitely dying to stare at her cute face, Maybe she would see some miracles on my humbled face and shut the hell up, but the anger in her eyes tormented my feeling. How I wish,....,... To be continued
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