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Sunday 13 December 2020

LOVER OR DONOR

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We should teach our girls the difference between a relationship and Sponsorship.
I feel betrayed, I feel offended, And the last word you said to me still rings in my mind like a melodious Wasafi instrumental. " LIAR" that's what you called me. Not that I don't lie, I do sometimes, But not to you or anyone I care about. My friends will bear me witness.
The irony off all this, is the reason for your hatred. A simple Mathematical formula .
Promises! - Expectations! - Disappointments
Such a simple formula, Trust me even a child in kindergarten can solve this without a calculator
Am angry, not because you left, You are an adult, You have the right to move, and there is nothing I can do about it. Am not you parent, am not a police and am definitely not your teacher. So I have minimal power to hold you against your will. Am angry because you lost faith. A little patience would have solved all our problems.
Yes I promised a lot, I promised to pay for all you expenses, I promised I'll take you to the best places in the world, I promised will provide anything you want, As long as you stay with me. I know you remember all this, one important thing you forgot is I said soon, Sooner then you expect.
Trust me, I do care about you, a lot, And I will be a heartless robot to be happy when a Preciouse blessing like you suffers. All I wanted was to make you happy, love you like you deserve it. And most of all to have a queen. But am only human, my current situation, limits me, all I can provide for you is Love, in abundance as they say. And if that is not enough, Then Goodbye
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CONFESSION

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In my culture, men are never allowed to accept mistakes, Its a taboo. But I'll have to spit out this one coz it consumes me like a zillion germs inside a living body. I hope no ancestor of mine will read this, and even if they do, I already have a white fat bull to appease them.
So lately I have realised something is wrong with me, Psychologically, physically, Economically and all those Cally's that exist. Let me illustrate, I was raised to be strong, But when I see her, Damn all my internal organs get electrocuted, Like my heart has Ebola or something.
As if that is not enough, My mind is always processing information about me, my future, my family and Money of course . But lately, I  she always appears in my dreams, Terrorising my mind with her Godly face, Her Curvy body. her musical voice, damn! Her electric touches, The last time in had the same feeling., I can't even remember.
I think I have said more than enough, Coz if I try to explain more, I'll end up compiling a library full of Romantic novels. Let me try to paraphrase this in a simpler way. Am a toddler, and she is probably my milk, Her presence please every part of my body, from my head to my oesophagus ( Don't ask me which part of the body is this please, am just writing what am feeling)
Now let's get back to the sad part of this Complex personal narrative. You know culture and nature have their own way to punish us, Like we have few forbidden fruits, like this are people we are not even supposed to think about. I won't list them coz am sure you are aware of the rules. Anyways they are there to be broken. But for you to understand my situation, I'll have to explain it,  Stay with me, She is not my sister , I mean we are not related in anyway, actually we are from two different parts of this continent.
She is not a nun, You know the ones who are holly always in church, She is a million miles away to be considered religious. .. Saad.
Instead of listing what she is not and filling this document with words, let me get straight to the point.
She is always there for me, Calling me babe, telling me how cute I am, and how lucky my future wife will be to have me!! Seriously ??  Actually am the one who always consoles her when her so called boy friends ( She has a type, not type type .. But a TYPE) hurt and play with her feelings.Always advising her not fall for lies from heartless dudes.  Like last time, She came to me broken, Crying, so sad, I cuddled her the entire night, sang for her, watched her sleep damn!! Was even tempted to kiss her, But nop, she is my best friend, and am in love with her. Can someone help me , at least by letting her know that I love her, and i am here waiting, she can date as many dudes as she can, and when she is ready, I'll still be here waiting for her....
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DREAMER (Episode 1)

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I wasn't really special, Just a noisy student, always narrating, singing or shouting. Some of my friends enjoyed it, But I couldn't understand why. Maybe it's because I sounded funny, Maybe it's because we are lazy and not interested in completing the chemistry assignment.  But let me just try? I might entertain this larger crowd, Further more I have done that before, not such an audience yeah but there is no difference right ?
At this point, I was out of my breath, My body trembling in fear. "You can do it, Just move and show them what you are good at" I tried encouraging myself. "But how? I only sing other people songs, I don't even have the confidence. Am even sick, Like my voice sounds cracky, Waambieni Nina homa!!" I debated with my conscience silently. 
The entire Itiero boys High school fraternity was seated patiently waiting for this talented guy to wow them. "Narudia tena, ako WAP Vampayah atutumbuize?" The MC shouted. Now did you know that tension can create some sort of temporary memory loss and madness? You probably didn't, But trust me it does. "We, Kwani huyu msee hajui Niyeye anaitwa ? Hebu mwambieni atokee ama tumruke" Is shouted at the guys behind me.  I was almost convinced it wasn't me, but I as yanked back to reality by a push and crowd shouting. Am not sure if I flyed to the stage or teleported miraculously. All I know is someone pushed me and pap, I miraculously appeared in front of the audience and recieved the microphone.
At first, I think I was still mentally occupied, I didn't even hear the MC talking to me, He was probably warning me not to put the microphone too close to my mouth or something, Am not sure, I was still fantasizing. The irony was, I had managed to avoid eye contact with the audience the entire time. The DJ was staring at me blankly waiting for my instructions on what to do, the crowd anxiously waiting for the disaster to happen. On the other had, poor Vampayah now titttled King Leteipa was fighting with his mind on why the hell he was doing it. The devil is real trust me, At this point,  he definitely forced me to stare at the audience,  what the hell......( To be continued)
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Personal Jail

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I agree with you, Every ugly imagination you have about me is true. Yes, am a confused, poor, weak, unqualified, Evil, ugly overaged kid with an overated imagination. Overconfident,  overrated, and all other overs that exist in every dictionary globally. Yes I am all the bad things you say, But am human, not perfect, that will be a plain lie,  not too bad, that will be overestimating the extend of my damage. Truly speaking, I have just realised am not sure what level of insanity I poses. No one really does. But atleast I make efforts to acknowledge my weaknesses. And despite my ego, I do apologise for past,😘 present and future mistakes. 
Am not really sure what I did wrong this time, But your silence is enough to prove that I did.    Only human, Man is to error,  and I do have feelings you know.. I don't eat, I don't sleep,forever haunted by my weak conscience. "Whatever I did to her Excellency to trigger such hatred must be worst than murder." I tell myself. Am not seeking sympathy of any kind from you, Nooh actually even if you decide to Abuse me forever kindly do. Am willing to recieve a different abuse every morning from you, as long as you promise you won't stop talking to me.  All I want is to hear your voice. So when you see this, Kindly text me, Just say anything, Any word. So that you can release me from this self made hell of blaming myself for a mistake I don't know of.
Send GAC152 to 22285
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Monday 7 December 2020

DWANZI ESSAY( Episode 3)

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#DwanziEssayEpisode3Leteipa the King- Dwanzi
She was still staring at me as if expecting some sort of congratulations. Her eyes so white and sad, Tears rolling down her cosy cheeks. She seemed so innocent, Like a three months old toddler staring at her mum's eyes expecting miraculous answers from her.  Her loud voice was now more complicated, I am a specialist when it comes to voices but this one, It was above my understanding. Have you ever heard someone speak but the voice is to cracky that you can't really determine whether he/She was crying or talking. The only thing I could understand was "Unanionea!!" Like seriousely?? Am I the one shouting like a mad person, Am I the one smashing other people's properties just because am angry... And what about my phone.. My preciouse Android ..my ...  (Am still using it though the screen resembles the outer part of a pineapple. Trust me it's embarrassing. When you give me your number and you notice am writting the digits on a piece of paper kindly don't ask questions..)
Now am not sure what really happened to me and my feelings at this point. Coz the moment she stared at me, My Emotions dropped from 100° C to -2300°c. Am sure you are now confused. Never mind, I am too.  But let me try explaining for the sake of my ancestors. Coz they are probably planning on how to outcast this helpless male homo sapien sapien. 
I was angry.. I mean completely annoyed, Like I had already ordered an atomic bomb from Israel to dismantle this organism into pieces.  My arms were so tightly folded with a slap ready to be launched. Now don't call me soft..or a sissy .. Coz the end product was completely different from what I expected. So instead of Manning up and giving her the punishment that she deserved, I ended up begging her to calm down. I mean I even remember insisting that she is the best and everything will be fine. I even cuddled her. Don't laugh at me yet. I need to explain something here. She has something in her eyes, like some sort of juju, superpower. Am not supersticiouse, and am not crazy, am an adult and I know what am saying. Let me illustrate, When she stared at me for the first time,  i end up selling my parents lands just to pay for her lunch. And before I even realised that my parents don't own any lands that I can sell, My entire body got electrocuted. Now how am I supposed to call that in a language that makes sense. Juju? Urogi? ...what am I even saying?? I have no idea.. But to cut the long story short.. she is my weakness.... So I........
(To be continued)
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Saturday 5 December 2020

ADDICTION

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Imagine watching your favourite movie,  In it erase all sad scenes,  Focus on the happy moments, and add something unusual in movies, Nature, smell, Taste, Feelings,(Stop doubting my article so early, I know its unrealistic, Try it out)
Imagine Listening to your favourite song, The Melody, The beats, Simple rhythm, Covered with Sweet melodious solo. 
Am Trying to describe You, My greatest attraction, Your scientific name "HomoCutyBeauty"  In simple terms You look like a movie, You sound like a song.  I can spend my entire life time Just looking at you, Listening you, Appreciating God's perfect creation. actually am Considering making it my hobby,  Sometimes i even forget am hungry,probably because your appearance Supplies multi vitamins ( Not yet scientifically proven but am sure of it) The only phrase that can describe you is..... 'Fantabulouse'
(I hope it exists in the dictionary, If it doesn't add it please)
Back to reality, The saddest part of all this is ,you haven't noticed me yet ..Its sad yes but i do understand.. am boring and i know it. I wouldn't even notice me. The worst part is, Despite being the noisiest person in my family, I have failed miserably in Explaining what i feel. I just wish, I could write all my Feelings in a book,  It would be easy for you to understand me. But sadly am sure you wont read it coz the Cover will be boring. So i remain with only on Option, LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH, In short ill just observe and and relax, Hoping that someday, Something will happen and you will spot me..😂😂 am crazy right?
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DWANZI ESSAY (Episode 2)

Leteipa the King- Dwanzi (Official Video)

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I just wished I could have the power to change everything into a romantic Mexican movie. As She shouts and yells at me, A warm cuddle and a unexpected kiss would turn a world war three into a romantic moment.
How I wished I could have a human remote control, so that I could either mute her loud yells till the end of the fight or even foward the experience to my favourite moment obviously..that is 'Babe let's go to bed, am tired' but all these were unrealistic wishes .
So tried something realistic, like blocking my ears with my tiny arms.   But trust me, her voice was still as loud as gun shots in a battle field. I tried using my phone and pretend she didn't exist, I even opened Candy crush absent mindedly hoping to drive my mind away from the ugly reality... But she grabbed my new cammon 13 which I paid with sponsorship from my new donors (Fuliza, Tala, brach and Uba pesa) and smashed it on the wall.
Now stay with me very keenly coz this is very important. Am a gentleman, Maybe not a real one but am sure a gentleman would look exactly like me. So I don't believe in Slapping a lady.  My Mama told me in order to punish the female species of hommo sapien sapien.   I have to shower her with goodies. But at this moment, I believe you would support me in this. She had crossed the limit. Who the hell is going to pay back my loans and still buy another phone coz from the loud crash my Android gadget was definitely dead. I mean Kufded .. I was sure my phonebook was torn and everyone was falling into the ground. I hope my friends are safe though.  ' Who the hell does this uneducated, mbuzirated, Ngurumendeoside, paraghasha pumpum think she is?!?' I stared at her furiously, my eyes red hot like a ball of fire. My heart now pounding like the footsteps of a dinosaur ( Not that I have seen one, Am just trying to imagine the loudest footsteps that could ever exist. ) She stood quietly staring at me innocently. She seemed scared. I took.....,...., (to be continued)
Link: https://youtu.be/0Z0CZlG_91s
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Friday 4 December 2020

DWANZI ESSAY (Episode 1)

 

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I stared at the wall blankly as if watching an interesting movie or a beautiful scenery. My heart pounding loudly on my chest like the south African Kwaito drums.  Drops of sweat dripping through my smooth forehead and my neck. All I could think of was her,  A cute baby face, Perfect completion, Tiny romantic eyes, Attractive nose, Chewable lips, her body, should be a story for another day. It's not about appearance and beauty trust me. She was my everything, my meal, my medicine, my stimulant, My friend, my colleague, My Lover, My guardian angle, My Queen, My goddess. I mean all the mys that exist in this world fit her description to me.
I was so deep in thoughts that I couldn't even hear her scary voice yelling all sorts of abuse and curse . Her face, trust me, it was now the wosrt thing to look at. She was so furious,  and angry. She pulled my dreadlock allover while breathing loudly like a dragon ready to exhale an inferno . "You are  are an imbecile!, You are useless! , you are shameless!, the worst thing that has ever happened to me!." She shouted.
I obviously wanted to calm her down, but I was sure speaking would make things worst.   I wasn't prepared for the consequence such a scene. I was definitely dying to stare at her cute face, Maybe she would see some miracles on my humbled face and shut the hell up, but the anger in her eyes tormented my feeling. How I wish,....,... To be continued
 
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Megan thee stallion- Hiss (Lyrics)

 I just want to kick this shit off by saying, "Fuck y'all!" I ain't gotta clear my name on a motherfuckin' thang Every...